Baby Journeyer Mugs

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Preparing for a new arrival

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Bike Rides

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"I'm pregnant."

Maternity Room: Push, Push, Push.

'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"I wish you wouldn't repeat everything I shouldn't have said."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

Bike Rides

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

Weeping an Ocean