Baby Journey Enthusiast Gifts

Fallopian Tube

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

First Steps

Uterus: One size fits all.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Preparing for a new arrival

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Are we there yet?

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

New Dad.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'A work in Progress.'