Traveler With Children Gifts

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Desert Island Meals.

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."