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'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"First class, or with children?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Sparkling Water

'Are we there yet?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Under pressure.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub