Traveling Families T-Shirts

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Are we there yet?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'