Baby Bringer Gifts

Other Peoples Babies.

"His first out-of-body experience."

The fate of the emigrant

A midwife holding a baby

Green Balloon

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"You look like you could use a hug."

New life (organ donation)

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Woman carrying a love heart

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

SOARING BILL

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

"Where can I get one of those?"

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

Dog with a dummy.

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Act Your Age

"Todd has been an eager participant in our sex-education program."

"He's going to have the best of everything."

The First Home Lighting Store.

Black Lives Matter

"I didn't know what to give him, so I brought some myrrh."

That's cute, Brother Ernest -- But it's "Let here be light", not "Are we having sun yet?"

"Sis-it's the Rocky Horror Show!"