Parent Of A Young Traveler Pillows

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Car Journey.

"He keeps touching me!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'