Parent Of A Young Traveler Pillows

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Ah...here they are!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'Anything to declare?'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.