Family Travel Fans Gifts

'Now they all have a window seat!'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Family sitting on sofa.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

On holiday...

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'