Family Trip Enthusiasts Pillows

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Are we there yet?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation