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"Dad did say he'd do anything to get out of going to Mom's parents this vacation."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Summertime

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."