Family Fun Strategist T-Shirts

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

'Daddy doesn't want to play in a box. Daddy works in a box all day.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'She's just great with the children.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'The kids were so sweet...'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Ah...here they are!"

The Family Joules: Part 5

'Ready Mum?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Two children play with a pedal bin

Skateboard

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'