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Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Turn Down For What.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Toys for Tots

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

Parental Anxiety

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"I figured out how to get them to clean up the leaves. I hid their phones in them."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'Premature greyness is hereditary - You get it from your children.'

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."