Family Fun Facilitator Gifts

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Turn Down For What.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Toys for Tots

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

Parental Anxiety

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I figured out how to get them to clean up the leaves. I hid their phones in them."

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'Premature greyness is hereditary - You get it from your children.'

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"