Fun Learning Facilitator Gifts

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Networking

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

The college of my choice.

Laugh break

Have your people friend my people.

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

No Readmittance

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Following through!

"Management seminar is really just a fancy name for shenanigans, tomfoolery and general silliness."

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

In-Service Seminars for Teachers

"I know it is of this earth!..."

Dyslexics Anonymous

Kindergarten. No, arts and crafts is not difficult. I meant "I have my work cut out for me" literally. I'm not allowed to use scissors.