Adult Education Facilitator Gifts

Following through!

No Readmittance

Dyslexics Anonymous

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Ethics exam cheater.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Inclusive speech

Culture Saturday

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'When did you last meet your targets?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

How to engage an audience

New dunce caps

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'