Adult Education Instructor Gifts

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Snacks for Learners

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'I am doing some retraining.'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

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