Adult Learning Gifts

'I am doing some retraining.'

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Peter

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"Mom and Pop-Ups"

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"Mom, can you and Dad lend me nine hundred thousand dollars?"

Secrets of Adulthood.