Adult Learners Club Gifts

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

What it takes to be a leader.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Human Error and Computer Error.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Learning.

"Gracie, you do not need a cell phone. Little girls like you don't get important phone calls."

'I am doing some retraining.'

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

"Seats two comfortably. Three if your kinky."

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

'I'm not being edutained!'

Call me Nancy.

'Feng Shui class'

Self-Help: New Tricks For Old Dogs

"I'm here on a grant."

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"