Adult Learner Gifts

Rudy's Truant Officers For Adults

'I'm afraid poor Benson hasn't proved terribly popular with his class this term!'

'Feng Shui class'

Self-Help: New Tricks For Old Dogs

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.