Future Adult Club Member Gifts

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

La Table

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Members only.

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

This club is for members only

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Well, looks like his teenage years might be over: he's cleaning his room..."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Age 15 vs Age 35

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."