Membership Enthusiast Gifts

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

La Table

Soldier armed with a pen.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The devil you know and his plus one

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Responsibility and duties

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

The Devil's in the detail!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Conference Pears

"The club scene is really changing."

Freedom of the press

'I meet therefore I MANAGE.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'