Young Learners Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm here on a grant."

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Obama in schools.

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

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