Young Learners Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm here on a grant."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Super Student

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Hanging off every word...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

Obama in schools.