Little Scholars Club Gifts

"Gracie, you do not need a cell phone. Little girls like you don't get important phone calls."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Playdough's The Republic

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

The Book Club

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

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