School Club Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

The Croucho Club

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.