School Club Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Back to school.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Niche Extracurriculars

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Classroom.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'