Young Scholar's Club Gifts

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Table tennis.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Jobs for graduates

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."