Young Scholar's Club Gifts

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Table tennis.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Jobs for graduates

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'