Young Scholar Fan Gifts

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

The Giamatti era

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"I was master of all I surveyed... then they hit me with second grade."

Hans Brinker - the early years.

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"Papi, I'm writing my resume!"