Young Scholars Gifts

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Clever kid

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Multi-Generational Books

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...