Young Scholars Mugs

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Clever kid

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Multi-Generational Books

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."