Aspiring Scholars Mugs

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Parental Role Model

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

Junior doctor kits.