Aspiring Scholars Prints

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Parental Role Model

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'