Aspiring Scientists Prints

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Baby Scientist

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Plasma Ball

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Well, we got the grant."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."