Young Sociologists Gifts

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"So much for password protected."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."