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"So, what do you do for play?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

The Great Leap Forward

"So much for password protected."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"