Adult Learning Pillows

'I am doing some retraining.'

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Are we broke yet?'

Peter

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Mom, can you and Dad lend me nine hundred thousand dollars?"

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

"Mom and Pop-Ups"

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."