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'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

"Tonight's homework...scatter some Legos on the floor, turn out the lights and try to make it across the room."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Circus Act

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Two children play with a pedal bin

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Turn Down For What.

Maypole

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."