Island Getaway Gifts

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

"Help! Bachelorette party stuck on a lush tropical island with sufficient food."

"Good morning Sir, how may I help you?"

Little Taxes.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Heading off with a packed bag

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Eating ice cream.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Bed & Breakfast

Go away

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Pension Forecasts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Why? Did you want one?"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

The Desert Island Christmas

Who Designed This Course?

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"Now, will you admit we're lost?"

"Do you think that I nag you too much, Ralph?"