Island Getaway Gifts

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

"Help! Bachelorette party stuck on a lush tropical island with sufficient food."

"Good morning Sir, how may I help you?"

Little Taxes.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Heading off with a packed bag

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Eating ice cream.

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Go away

Bed & Breakfast

Pension Forecasts

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Why? Did you want one?"

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

The Desert Island Christmas

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Who Designed This Course?

"Do you think that I nag you too much, Ralph?"

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"Now, will you admit we're lost?"

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

'Be a sport and come back tomorrow-I only got here this morning!'

'Congratulations, you've been chosen to join our survey...have you been marooned for A, less than one year, B, over one year but less than five. C, Five years to ten years.....'