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Castaway with nothing to do.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'This is your lucky, lucky day - your very own island getaway can be yours today...'

Island

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Heading off with a packed bag

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Eating ice cream.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Security!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Beware of dog"

Lei-ing Hens

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Little Taxes.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Bed & Breakfast

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Ball Pit Island

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Robinson le Creusot

"You mind if I smoke?"