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'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Glastonbury. After.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Romantic Violinist.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Beach flirting

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Did you say psst?.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Shuck me.'