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'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

'This is currently our most popular vacation package. For $4,000 this resort guarantees that you will not hear the word 'Internet' for 48 hours.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Romantic Violinist.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Beach flirting

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Watching Sea Life.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gulliver's other travels.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."