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'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

Glastonbury. After.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Heading off with a packed bag

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

Bed & Breakfast

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Go away

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"The only reason I would take my husband to Paris would be to hide the body."

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

Beach Vacation

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."