Themed Getaways Pillows

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

Glastonbury. After.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Heading off with a packed bag

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"It makes you look old."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Bed & Breakfast

Go away

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Beach Vacation

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Wow. How do we pick a honeymoon destination when they're all so glamorous?"

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"The only reason I would take my husband to Paris would be to hide the body."

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."