Themed Hotels T-Shirts

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Giant slug attacks a city

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

The Suite Hereafter

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Bed & Bagel'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

CSI Fridays

'Oh, the amenity!'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Seal blubber stew

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'What gave him this idea?'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

Chernobyl Chow

Onion Costume

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'