Themed Hotel Lover T-Shirts

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Will that be coach?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

Ultimately love would find her...

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Volcanic ash...

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."