Themed Hotel Lover Prints

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Will that be coach?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Ultimately love would find her...

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Volcanic ash...

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

They will too notice.