Whimsical Lodging Lover Prints

Three Bears Bed and Breakfast. Rated Four Stars by Goldilocks.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Kick ass!"

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

clown trophies

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Sir Joseph Bowley's

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Tree Tunnel

Snowman Building

Carrot reading.

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

"You can have anything you want after you've eaten from the fruit and vegetable house down the road!"

Damsel NOT in distress.

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."