Whimsical Lodging Lover Gifts

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Kick ass!"

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Sir Joseph Bowley's

clown trophies

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Snowman Building

Tree Tunnel

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Carrot reading.

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Damsel NOT in distress.