Quirky Accommodation Lover Gifts

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Lumbar support animal

Bathroom Fairy

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

"How?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

The Ugly Plant

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

My first Boyfriend.

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc