Quirky Accommodations Lovers Gifts

"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Bathroom Fairy

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

"How?"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

The Ugly Plant

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Red in tooth and claw.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Police Box

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Table Tennis ball-boys

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

My first Boyfriend.

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'