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"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Bathroom Fairy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Bed & Bagel'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"How?"

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Red in tooth and claw.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

The Ugly Plant

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Table Tennis ball-boys

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

My first Boyfriend.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."